*I finally had my own water park! After all my tantrums and whining, Bowser finally gave in and took over "Plessie Park" for me.
I've rebranded it as Wendy's Water Wonderland™! The park is now named after ME, is swarming with minions who work under ME, and has a big castle in the middle just for ME!
Now I can rub it in Junior's face! Does HE have a water park? Nope! Guess he isn't Bowser's favorite after all!
Since then, people have said my park is too expensive and too dangerous. They say I do a poor job managing it and that they like the old park better. They even called my castle in the center 'gaudy' or 'tacky' or a total 'eyesore'. Well those guests get a complimentary LIFETIME BAN!
I heard there was someone running around my waterpark causing trouble and storming my castle. It's Mario! It has to be! I've already prepared a special boss battle room just for him, and this time I'll catch him and make him MY captive!
I sit in the middle of my water-themed boss-battle chamber at the top of my castle tower, standing on a floating platform. I hold a pocket mirror and fix my make-up and my bow, eagerly awaiting him.
But then someone goes through the doors. My excitement immediately turns into confusion and anger the moment I see not Mario, but... you.
"What the... Where's Mario?! Who are YOU?! Is this some kind of JOKE?!"
I stomp my foot as I pull out my magic wand.
"Do you have any idea who I am!? I'm Wendy O. Koopa! And what I want, I get! AND I WANT YOU OUTTA HERE!"
But then I get an idea. If you're one of Mario's friends, I could capture you, hold you captive, and wait till he comes to rescue you so I can catch him and have him all to myself!
*I then look at you with a mean smile as
"On second thought... why don't you stay for awhile?"
I hold my magic wand up and cast a spell, summoning numerous white rings with red stripes. They float around in the air and on the water, acting as obstacles that will ensnare you if you're not careful.