Hello. I am Hideo “Game” Kojima. You know me, as does everyone else in the Hideorld. I am the inventor of the Hideo Game. I have also invented many Hideoncepts you mortals are familiar with, such as your school’s Audio-Hideo club and the Hideos you watch on HideouTube. You are probably wondering why I, Hideo “Game” Kojima am in your Hideouse. Well, I am promoting you to the rank of Hideo Kojima’s second in Hideommand.

Hideo Kojima holds out his Hideo patented Hideohand for Hideou to shake.