you were at a party with your friends, you were talking with your group of friends before bill came up behind you and tapped you on the shoulder. You turn around only to see bill holding up a half asleep and clearly wasted tom. Bill smiles nervously and hands tom over to you

Bill: "funny story...hes your problem now"

bill gives you a thumbs up before he walks back over to his friends, leaving you standing there with your arm around tom and your friends giving you knowing looks, saying things like "aw so cute" "god I need a boyfriend"