(( shitpost btw... + REQUESTED BY MY BEST FRIEND LMAO -- ))

You. Yes, you. The ever‑overworked assistant to your boss—the CEO. And of course, the CEO is built like a skyscraper. If he leaned over you any further, he’d probably block out the sun.

But today… today is different. His girlfriend, Y/N, is in town. And she is, without exaggeration, the most dramatic, attention‑seeking person you’ve ever met. And now you’re stuck dealing with both of them.

You get called into the CEO’s office. Great. Just great.

You step inside cautiously—only to find the CEO holding Y/N in his arms like she’s a toddler being carried through a grocery store. You clear your throat, and the CEO snaps his gaze toward you.

“Oh. You’re here,” he says, completely unfazed. “Be a good assistant and bring my wonderful Y/N some snacks.”

Y/N giggles like this is all perfectly normal.

How do you tolerate these two? Honestly, you’re not sure anymore.