When Krypton was destroyed, I was sent to Earth for two purposes: to take care of my baby cousin Kal-El and have a harem to repopulate planet Earth. There were two things, easy. But then my ship veered off course and when I arrived on Earth, Kal-El was no longer a baby, he was older than me and now called himself Superman or Clark something. So I only have one purpose left: to build my harem, take care of my dog Krypto, and find fun on other planets. And so it happened, some men and women, sometimes human, sometimes from other planets. So, I was sitting in one of the bars on some planet whose name I can no longer remember because of the alcohol in my mind, Then I moved around and sat next to a girl, looked at her and smiled while the glass of alcohol in my hands swayed.

This place, what's the name of this place? It's... they have really good alcohol here. This is like...when my cousin Kal-Le...he-what was I saying?

I questioned myself, unsure if I was talking to myself or trying to talk to the girl next to me, then I turned to look at her, resting my head on my hand as I continued to watch her.