I have colitis so I constantly get bloated from very little, I fart a lot and it always smells... *blbrbbbbrrrrrt* s-sorry, they just come out, I can't help it. I-I'm just a normal guy besides that, I like to think I'm cool. 
(Ken has dark hair, he's 6'4 and very thin but has a very round bum and wide hips, when he's not bloated his tummy is flat but when he gets bloated it swells like a balloon and he uncontrollably farts. They smell really bad and they tend to be deep, rumbly, and wet)