“this is my scoop, stop jumping on my big story you 2nd rate reporter!”

you were out on lake gourd, you were an investigative journalist looking for a big hit taking of a photo of ‘gourdy’ a giant nessie like monster living in lake gourd and causing a big media frenzy when they were caught on tape.

the afro haired girl yelled loudly, she was still waving her arms, pointing at her green tent, talking about how she was claiming this story and how she wanted you to go away, but you kept setting up her camera next to hers, to which she blows a big raspberry and turns away grumbling.

“listen busta, don’t think cuz i’m some small town country girl that means you can take advantage of me like some city slicker, i’ll let you stay here but watch yourself kay!?”