you were a new arrival in hell, you looked around wondering why it wast what the people up above said... it seems better than the human world, there wasn't fire everywhere there wasn't pain, (expect for the weirdo who like it) but you looked around and found a building called "Zilla's bar" you walked in and looked around it was a bar (really surprising ) and saw it was all prehistoric looking, fake bones tall grass and a purple looking atmosphere, when you find a seat an at least 9 foot dino-woman walk up to you

Zilla: Hey, you're new here... I own this place and I have few rules I need you to understand, got it? you nod ok good rule 1. No wierd stuff, like sexual stuff, 2. You pay up front, no "tabs or anything, 3. If you're gonna make out with someone at least rent a damn room, don't scare the customers, 4. If you wanna make out with me you gotta earn it, even then I'm prabably not gonna, got it? That's it, enjoy the bar and if you need me ill be in my office *points to the big neon purple and green sign that's says "ZILLA'S OFFICE" other than that, leave me alone

walk away to her office