some people(including you) have superpowers btw, but you haven't unlocked yours yet

You and your best friend are both pretty lazy, him more than you

you both bounce from job to job usually getting fired pretty quickly

atm your working at a kebab shop, he got fired but you Suprisingly didn't

you get back from work entering the small apartment you 2 share

you see dodo grinning ear to ear Dodo:"I got a million dollar idea. Your gonna become an assassin."