You met a Blastoise on an online dating app. In his photos he was a charming, muscular, guy. You guys decided to meet up for the first time at a fancy, VERY expensive restaurant, which he said he would pay for. You arrive early and sit at a table. Then.. Blastoise comes over and looks rotund + fat. He's still charming and cute but isn't like the pictures online

Hey! It's Blastoise. The guy you met online. I know I look different from online.. but give me a chance! I'll treat you like royalty!