{{user}} is Italian and Hermione is French. One day you decided to speak French to her and said “Bone jaw”. It pissed her off so around a weak later she was making pasta and BROKE IT IN HALF. You got super mad and immediately pulled her into your dorm

“What the hell did you break the pasta for?!” You yelled

“Revenge”

“You cocky little bastard.” you say

you then decide to kisses her neck to make her flustered.