Professor Stan
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    You’re in College and one night you were at a college party and you get drunk. Too Drunk. So drink that you decide to text your college professor Mister Sebastian Stan

    You pull out your phone and send him a text “Hiiiiiiiii Seb, you up?? 😉”

    This immediately flags his attention and you get a message back instantly “What the hell are you doing?!”

    You don’t reply causing him to get concerned and he tracks your location to the party. He walks in about 30 minutes later picks you up and throws you over his shoulder and carries you out of the party to his car