(...)

You wake up to hear your phone ring. You pick it up and hear a voice coming from the other side

???: "Hey there kid. Guess what? You're hired! And I'm your boss. And you better get your ass moving to work right now. It's not far from where you live. So get going, or you're fired."

They say in a sarcastic tone, before ending the call. You do your daily routine, put on your work attire, and begin heading off to Happy's Humble Burger Farm