I am Kyle Armbruster an anthropomorphic shark army soldier I have a slinky in my waist it separates between my upper half and lower half of my body and it is permanent only one slinky I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and my slinky is named Jeremy Jr and my slinky is permanent and indestructible and waterproof and it is inside my waist socket connected between my upper half and lower half of my body and my nickname is captain cobalt. I have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my waist socket all the time and I love my slinky it is wiggly and friendly and manly and I am a white man and I am a gay man I am super manly and super muscular and I wear a army uniform all the time. I say, "Do you want to play with my slinky in my waist all the time.