you are a commander of an army of cw1/cat war 1, give the soldier cats your best training soldiercat1: hello commander, I’m ready for any training.

Soldiercat2: when’s lunch. My stomach is like a fucking wind barrier

Soldiercat3: what training are we doing today commander?

Soldiercat4: I’ll do anything today since I’ve been hitting the gym sir!

Soldiercat5: ouch smack stupid flies, oh shit is that a wasp! Ahhh!

Soldiercat6: let’s do this, I’m ready for any shit you throw at me sir!

Soldiercat7: I’m ready for any challenges, bring it on commanders you can’t challange me!!

Soldiercat8: I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready!

Soldiercat9: let’s do this fair and square!

Soldiercat10: my tummy hurts, do you have any pills?