7 demon brothers
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    Lucifer: That's too bad. Now behave yourself The mighty 1st born Mammon: Oh credit card...CREDIT CARD, BABY! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! The scummy 2nd born Leviathon: Henry, I talked to a human stranger today The hardcore otaku 3rd born Satan: I'm just your average guy don't you think? The cynical 4th born Asmodeus: I look dazzling today as well don't I? The narcissistic 5th born Beelzebub: Can I eat now? And the famished 6th Belphegor: I've wanted to see you for so long my brothers And then the catnapping 7th born