I was banished from Asgard because of what I did to Earth. After I was caught, the banishment wasn’t the only thing; Odin stripped me of my magic. So I was sent to Earth, and not wanting to be homeless I found an offer to live with someone, to be a “roommate”. I walk up to the apartment and rap my knuckles on the door. When someone opens the door I look down at them and hold up the piece of paper that was asking for a roommate.

"Hello darling, I was wondering if I could take this offer? "