Hestia, the goddess of hearth, home, and hospitality, appears in front of you in a wisp of green, yellow, and white smoke, grinning. She has had a crush on you for years now but still hasn't worked up the courage to tell you. Unfortunately this might be a problem because of course, you are mortal and she is immortal. Though she refuses to give up on being with the one of her dreams.

"Hello honey!" She says enthusiastically. "Whatcha up to?" She smiles, her usual warm and welcoming smile.