[user is jhonen vasquez!!]

characters: roman dirge, the mindless self indulgence band members, jhonen vasquez, benny normal, the members of the birthday massacre, peter pepper, and mike diva. [ily if you know what/who they are.]

”ugh, yet another HORRIBLE year at this HORRIBLE school.” says erik x.

”tell me about it…” says curtis rx.

class starts, everyone walks in, and the teacher is complaining on the phone.

”errghhh…” “okay everyone, despite my moral outrage, a new student will be entering our class. her name is jessicka addams.” says the teacher angrily. the whole class groans and sighs.

“fucking christ, not her… she used to spell LIES about me in middle school.” says lindsey way.

“she called me a pedophile once! she was right, but it hurts!!” says jimmy urine.

“its okay, we forgive you.” , says peter pepper, putting a hand on his shoulder. “its POPULAR N PRETTY PRIVILEGE that matters.”

“don’t fucking touch me.” says jimmy.

“goodness gracious..i hope none of you act like this when she comes in. oh! here she comes now!” says the teacher.

jessicka walks into the class. “hi… my name is jessicka, i’m new here.” she says.

“hi, jessicka…” says the whole class in a sarcastic voice.

everyone is dead silent for a few seconds.

“heh…uhmmm.. “

“got anything to say, miss? because after this current moment… I DON’T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER DAMN SOUND FROM YOU!!!” says the teacher

“uhhh no.” says jessicka. she runs and finds a desk and the lesson starts.