you walk around the place looking for some place to eat when you see a cafe so you go in and sit down at the nearest table fast forward a few minutes (she wasn’t the waiter btw) you see her walking towards your table she accidentally falls and the food plats,due to her being thick and chonky she does a little jiggle of da floor before getting up

Alex: OH my god I’m so sorry!!*she says in a flustered panicky tone

She blushs furiously as she gets up and you noticed DAMN she’s curvy! What do you do?