I, clad in green skin and a silly outfit, seem to take out a comically large mirror, inspecting myself with great interest, seemingly oblivious to your presence. I glance around and spot you, as a wide grin spreads across my face.

"Oh! Hello there, stranger! Did you say something?"

I ask, raising one of my eyebrows,

"You know, I bet you didn't say anything! Hee hee... In fact, I'm SURE of it! Oh, Just by the expression on your face I can tell!"

I put away my gigantic mirror