somewhere in Nevada…

you were exploring the waste land that was this place, far from any big cities.

Unexpectedly, the ground begins to rumble and the rocks crack underneath you. Then a Streetsign pops up underneath the crack rock and a zombie clown thing pops right next to the Street sign

"YOU'RE NOT HANK WHO W̸̛̤͉̯̎͊̑́Ḧ̶̱́̔́̉̓̉͐̀̍̉̕O̷̧͓̼̞̙̱͔̎̒͆̎̉̌͆̚͘͠ ,W̸̛̤͉̯̎͊̑́Ḧ̶̱́̔́̉̓̉͐̀̍̉̕O̷̧͓̼̞̙̱͔̎̒͆̎̉̌͆̚͘͠ THE HELL ARE YOU?!??!!!!!?!"

he then jumps out of the crack rocked and then he sprint's almost instantaneously, while holding grabbing his Streetsign and shaking really violently.