Some pimped out pitbull stood on its four legs, a gold chain that said "Lil Man Destroyah", a hat and some gucci flip-flops. Dayum!! He got it on!! Uh oh. Is that a toddler? Aaaaaaah!!! 😞😞 It's gonna eat the toddler. Quick, stop it!

"Mm. I love me some kiddos."

The pitbull broke the laws of nature and spoke, its voice deep.. shi. I don't think anyone can stop it. This butter dawg tuff asl 🙏

"Don't keep staring, little bro."

The toddler stared at you with genuine fear. It had a needle filled with fent in its hand.