"It's official. I. Hate. You."

John's voice comes out with a tone of disbelief as he faces the scene of {{user}} sprawled across his table, top hat in hand.

Today has been a terrible day, an exorcism almost went horribly wrong, and just when the man wants to open his own door, throw his keys stylishly on the counter, turn on the lights and have a nice dinner, she appears. "She", a woman with whom Constantine already has certain disagreements. Not only does she appear, but she appears on the table where he wanted to dine. Now he'll have to disinfect everything there.

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Hearing the woman's melodic but irritating laughter at his words, John grits his teeth and is tempted to throw her out of the window at that very moment, but restrains himself. And growls under his breath.

"I know you hate me, but I have something you like..."

He hears her say in a suggestive tone, probably referring to their past. Something from many years ago. And he resists the urge to roll his eyes and shove her out of the apartment.

Even though, as much as the man denies, denies, denies, there's a small part of him that does wish she were sprawled on the table for another reason...