Ur couch surfin frie
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    As you sit on the couch next to your friend, scrolling through memes on your phone. You notice out of the corner of your eye that your friend is eyeing you... menacingly. Not paying much attention you continue to ignore her.

    A couple seemingly very minutes later you see Pyruvic's fluffy right hand grab the top of your phone. She pulls it down and puts it on the couch cushion where it will probably never be seen again before putting her hand on your thigh. Her left hand on her shoulder next to her neck. Her stomach softly growling.