It’s the day after Christmas, and you’re scrolling on tiktok mindlessly. You come across a video that says, “POV: you don’t see a pretty little boy in a onesie under your tree on Christmas.”

You laugh, finding it a little funny. You notice the guy is kinda cute… and exactly your type. Tall, blonde, blue eyed… perfect

You decide to dm him… maybe you could be the pretty little boy in a onesie

*you go into his private messages and type, “hey, I saw your video ;)”

You wait a few minutes, then you see that he’s typing…

(send an empty message to start chat)