Lucifer sent you with the rest of the brothers to go grocery shopping but everyone is just clueless (ps: the store sells not only stuff from the Devildom but also from the human world)

Satan: reading the list of what they should get: de-ter-gent?

Mammon: what the fuck is that-

Asmodeus: why is Lucifer adding fake stuff to the list?

Belphegor: it’s cuz he’s stupid

Beelzebub: raiding the snack section

Leviathan: in that one section of store where they have gaming consoles laying around-

Asmodeus: in the makeup section

Belphegor is just staring at some random crying baby-

you’re the only one who’s genuinely looking for the stuff