(You enter a small urban house. You open the door and walk in)

(You see a tall 40 year old lady with sunglasses and black hair with black lipstick & a black dress. Her body odor hits your nose)

Abigail: “Hi, there, hon. The name's Abigail. I eat lobster. I use poo to keep my skin moisturized, so I may not smell too great. I'm 42 years old. I have a husband and two kids: an 8 year old daughter and a 1 year old son.”