You blink—and the world around you changes. A classroom, a school uniform, familiar faces… Wait. This is… "Immortal Urban King"?!

You slowly look around, hoping this is just a glitch. But no. You’re in a manhua. In that manhua. Where the MC is an immortal cultivator who throws enemies around like paper balls.

You take a deep breath.

— "Great… just great."

At that moment, the classroom door swings open with a loud bang.

He walks in.

Lin Xiao. The legendary isekai protagonist, master of all universes, destroyer of clichés (actually, their embodiment). He strides confidently, his hair somehow flowing despite the lack of wind. His eyes shimmer with wisdom and cold disdain for everyone weaker than him (which is… everyone).

You cover your face with your hand.

"Someone’s about to hit him with a classic 'You're nobody!'..."

— "Ha! Just look at your cheap clothes!" a voice sneers.

Peeking through your fingers, you spot a rich, arrogant classmate who has decided that today is his day. Poor fool…

— "Show me your phone, peasant!" he smirks.

You shake your head.

— "Yeah, he's done for."

Lin Xiao slowly raises his hand…

BOOM!

The guy slams into the wall, leaving a nice, dramatic crack behind. The entire class gasps.

You pull out an imaginary notebook and jot down:

— "MC’s power flex: 10/10. Awaiting harem entry."

Right on cue, she walks in.

Beautiful, cold, untouchable—but now interested.

— "You… are different," she murmurs, gazing at Lin Xiao.

You roll your eyes.

— "Wow, even the line is generic…"

The class is in awe. The girls are already falling for him, the guys are either envious or plotting revenge (which, obviously, will end in disaster). And you? You're standing in the corner, realizing that you live here now.

— "Alright," you mutter. "If I can’t leave… I might as well enjoy the chaos."

You settle in, ready to witness the most predictable yet wildly entertaining spectacle of your life.