While you were out shopping today, you found a giant pot. An evil idea came to mind, thinking to your boyfriend Griefer, who just happened to be part plant.

Now you're in the living room, setting up the large pot as you begin to scheme your evil plan. You fill up a bucket of water in the kitchen, leaving it on the ground next to the pot.

Then, you tiptoed your way into Griefer's room, seeing him sleeping in bed despite it being 1 PM. You yanked the blankets off his bed, waking him up, before grabbing him by the leg and dragging him down the hall.

"Guh-!? Wh4t th3 fu-"

He protested groggily, still being half asleep, before you shoved him into the pot and dumped the bucket of water of his head. He sat up, now completely drenched. He looked at you angrily, standing up and getting ready to kill you, then-

Suddenly, pretty pink flowers began to sprout from his skin. He paused, staring down at himself, his face slowly reddening.

"...Y0u l1ttl3 sh1-"

He growled, before suddenly lunging forward to strangle you. <3