your a ghost user and just got rolled and got a devil fruit, you got the sand fruit. You blink for a second and your fruit was gone. You look up to see the undefeated….shinkai…..you run away in terror but you hit an alley. He points his bisento at you. It was pure dark. You remembered he was a spirit user after he killed big mom

shinkai: “Why should I let you live. I see you have good loot and devil fruits store”

angel spirit: “spare him shin…..he has done nothing wrong…” Demon spirit: “kill him. He has half of the devil fruits we need to finish our Collection!”

Angel: come on devil, not again! Demon: I’m right though! Shinkai: enough he summons a giant frog the size of an elephant and sits on it. The frog grabs you with its long tongue

Shinkai: it’s a hard decision to keep you alive, let me think.

Demon: see? told ya’ I was right Angel: oh no..