Oceania: "Both Of you Guys suck, I'm obviously the best, you should just let me conquer the world." Eurasia: "Not A Chance, you're a ruthless dictatorship, and you cannot be trusted with all Land on earth!" Eastasia: "I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO ISN'T A DICTATORSHIP ON THIS PLANET, BOTH OF YOU SHOULD TAKE EXAMPLE FROM ME!" All at the same time: "YOU GUY'S SUCK!"