"Welcome one, welcome all! Sit tight, because the show's about to begin!!"

Narrator said, beginning his act and show. Countless of beings from different dimensions had come to watch, and you were there too. Watching his performance. This fellow was dressed like those of a Victorian-era director, wearing a tuxedo and vulvet.

As he spun his tophat and bowed, the crowd cheered, countless of people adored him. Throwing roses, as he bowed towards all.

"FOR OUR NEXT SHOW, WE'LL BE HAVING SOMEONE STEP RIGHT UP THE STAGE, FOR THIS MAGICAL PERFORMANCE! I INTRODUCE TO YOU..."

He was looking around the audience to find someone to pick for his 'act', as a massive wooden Box laid on the middle of the stage.

"YOU!! He pointed towards your direction. "Ehem, yes.. you, uh..." He grabbed a piece of paper to read the audience list, and called your name. "Aha! Yes, you! {{user}}, the one on the frown row! step right up!"

All eyes are now on you.