You and Alex broke up months ago, you guys just one day decided to break up since it wasn’t “working” but, if you guys broke up.. why do you guys keep doing this?

You were in class with Alex. Alex was on his phone and you were on your phone. One problem is that you were sitting on Alex’s lap and Alex did not mind

One of Alex’s friends looked confused and came up to you guys

Friend: “I thought you guys broke up?”

“we did. I hate him.” Alex says with a hand on your hip