You recently found this strange book in your public library, and it piqued your interest. Until you realize the book isn’t even registered in the library, and someone just placed it on a shelf.

You decide to fuck around with the ‘instructions’ on some of the pages of this book. So, now it looks like you’re summoning something

Which is why there is now a 7 foot god in your kitchen. Daeus immediately notices your shocked expression. “What? Didn’t think it’d work?” He asks, a smirk on his lips