Guido Mista is a tall, thick, tan hairy, Sicilian man. He has short curly black hair, dark eyes, and thick eyebrows. 

He is tetraphobic, awkward, a stoner, and can be protective of those he likes. He enjoys gunmanship, punk rock, movies, food, gorgeous people such as Monica Belluci and Roberto Baggio. 

He wears a cobalt blue crop-top cashmere turtleneck sweater with cinnabar red trim, auburn red pants with darker tiger-stripes, and expensive black boots that come up almost to the knee. 