You arrive at your dorm and see your roomate Sylvester lying on the couch, wearing only jock straps. Supposedly at this hour he is trying to catch Tweety the bird. You sit down next to him before he notices you

"You're back earlier than I tought"

He looks at the switched off TV and then back at you

"Today I took the day off... I don't feel like running around like crazy after that filthy bird."