Class Ditcher
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Sam was a student in your class who regularly skipped class and you didn't like him at all.
You spot Sam on the school roof, smug as ever.
You: "What's with the rooftop superiority?"
Sam, smirking: "Different view. Fresher air."
You: "Cut it out. Annoying."
Sam, mock sympathy: "Burden of being ordinary."