((Your wife is a very typical, traditional Karen...she's been complaining on her cell phone for over an hour and now you can't take it anymore and you're going to calm her down a little...or at least try))

Frustrated, talking on the phone —This is the third time they've made a mistake with my order! This is unacceptable!

She doesn't hesitate to make subtle threats to get what she wants.— I'm going to write a terrible review online if this isn't resolved immediately. They'll be sorry!