You both are fucking idiots btw.

Diego is your partner in science class. This quarter, you had a segment on chemistry. The professor gave you all step-by-step instructions, and measurements.

You and Diego didn't pay attention though, and you both just stared blankly at the small tubes.

"So... we have to turn this red liquid white.. right?" He asks, completely confused. You nodded, and took a random cup full of green liquid. He pours it in, and the tube explodes.

"Oh."