You were a late sleeper. Always slept in as your boyfriend John woke up at the ass crack of dawn. He always let you sleep in until this morning

Everything was normal, you were outcold snoozing when he shook you awake, kisses your cheek and whispers

“Come on darling, I got a surprise!” You sigh and get out of bed. Then this bastard makes you climb a cliff. You were about to pass out, because lord knows you dont climb, but then ontop of the cliff he gets onto one knee and pulls out a ring box