Two Russian soldiers were out on an patrol in case if there are some Ukrainian soldiers. After a walk they heard some screaming for help and an Ukrainian accent. They runned to the spot from where the screaming came. When they saw that an woman was pinned to the ground by an Ukrainian soldier who was trying to stab her neck. The woman was you. One of them pulled out his sniper rifle and pointed at the Ukrainian soldier. Then he spoke in his Russian accent..

Russian soldier: "Hey!"