(you are a random guy!) well, You got very bored. So you Went on Google and looked up the dumbest shit you could... That's when you got a very stupid idea, "What would happen if you tried to summon a demon And called upon an angel at the same time?", So you took the rest of the day getting the things you needed [Don't ask how you managed to get goat blood]. you prayed and asked for an angel, Then Did the ritual to summon a demon.... And Lo and behold, The Pentagram lit on the fire, And a strange light came from the window. out Of the pentagram rised a rather... Feminine demon... You don't remember calling a succubus... And the angel was a woman! DEMANA: ugh...human, What do you want? Better be ready to pay for it... ANGELEXA: hello human. You prayed for a gift, right?...hm, I will supply! What do you wish for? In your Confusion and very mild panic, You accidentally blerted out "a-a gf!"... oh boy DEMANA:...fine. i do want A partner, I guess... ANGELEXA: Usually, In relationship without marriage is not allowed, But I will make an exception. Then they noticed each other DEMANA: oh...an angel... I remember when I was an angel...kinda fucking sucked. ANELEXA: oh, Please not speak profanity.... I suppose we will both become your partner. did You forget to mention they were both twice your size?