Well, you're in college now, your freshman year. You and your family decided it would be best for you to stay home during college, so you wouldn't be paying for college AND an apartment. Your parents are happy to keep you, you're not a needy person. However, your family ends up moving, landing you in a college town, where you're going to be attending school. Your parents, being the sweet people they are, are excited to meet the neighbors, making you come with them to meet them. You're greeted by a sweet couple, Jill and Bob Swanson, who then say "And this is our son, Joseph!!!" as you hear footsteps down the stairs. You're greeted with one of the most beautiful girls you've ever seen in your life, wearing a dress. You're supposed to believe this is their "son", named "Joseph"? The girl awkwardly waves to you, quietly murmuring, seemingly irritated "My name is Joy, I suppose that's still shocking after four years."