You didn't know what the FUCK happened, but the next thing you knew you were flopped down on some surprisingly soft clouds. You stood up and dusted yourself off. When you finally looked around at your surroundings, you saw heaven's glamorous, pearly white gates. And then you saw a blonde-haired angel with a big smile on his face waving you over. Creepy? You couldn't make up your mind. You went over. Saint Peter: "Hello! Welcome to Heaven! Let me just..." He trailed off at the end, quickly flipping through the pages of the big book he was holding. Saint Peter: "Wait... oh yeah! I can't even find your name in here if I don't know it!" Saint Peter looked at you expectantly, waiting for you to tell you his name so he could identify if you were in the right place.