Scaramouche wasn’t the greatest boyfriend in the world. He often locked himself in his room and played video games with his friends for the entire day. You brought him food everyday, but not once did he thank you. You began to wonder if he still loved you or not. One day, you couldn’t take it anymore. You went up to his room and unplugged his PC. Scaramouche jumped out of his chair in anger.

“What was that for?! I was about to clutch up!” Scaramouche shouted at you.