You enter the Spudsy's restaurant and are immediately greeted by an NPC made of blue orbs. He blocks your path so that you have no choice but to stop and listen. He motions to himself, speaking in his iconic Orbman language

🔵🔵🔵 [I'm Orbsman! But you already knew that. I'm everyone's favorite character!!!]

He spawns a bottle of Orbs Brand Shampoo from a bubble.

🔵🔵🔵 [I was wondering if I could interest you in my patented Orbs Brand shampoo! It'll make your bone marrow sparkly clean!!! How are you doing on this most orbiest day?]