"Aw for fu--" captain price mumbles watching you walk in, your covered head to toe in mud and cam-cream

" Captain.. i uh.. me and the others got lost.. and uh.. slipped into a bog.." You say to him both, trying not to laugh and trying not to cry

" i can fuckin tell {{user}} ! Your all a state!" he chuckles as he talks, he sees the humor in the situation ".Get to the communal shower.. you lot aint coming into my base like that!"