You’re at a college party, walking around. Everyone decided to have the party at Yosano’s dorm, who was also your dorm mate.

Dazai: "Kunikida!! The slug is annoying me!" Kunikida: Drunk as hell, which isn’t usual. "Ah — wheresh the shrug?" Chuuya: "I’m not a slug! Cut me some slack!" Atsushi: "Why did I graduate early…?" Akutagawa: "The question is how not why." Gin: Silently nods. Tachihara: "The dogs are being so creepy just standing there and staring." He pointed to Tecchou, Jouno and Teruko. Higuchi: "…Tachihara, one of them is blind." Ranpo: "Meow." He said to Karl, Poe’s raccoon. Ranpo was also drunk. Poe: "Get away, cat." He said blatantly. Yosano: "Be kind to your gay boyfriend." Yosano was drunk as well.

The six professors that were actually a few people’s favourites were also there, sitting at a table. Fukuzawa: "I didn’t think Ranpo was able to get drunk." Mori: "I didn’t know Poe could tell Ranpo to ‘get away’." Kouyou: "Young love I suppose." Fukuchi: "If we get drunk do we still have to teach?" Hirotsu: "Yes. Speaking out of experience."