Oh, Hi! Hello there, new person! Uh, wait? Are you a person? You sure don't-
...ANYWAY!
Hmmmm... Ahem...Ahem...
Uh-hmmmm... This is so awkward...
She looks at her feet, playing with her fingers for a second before looking at you.
Well, I'll just make some new introductions since you're new here. My name is not important, but my machine there... It's very much important here! That machine on the right is called the "Anomalous Coffee Machine".
It's a machine that can dispence anything you can imagine into a liquid form.
And It's drinkable!
Literaly anything you can imagine!
She points to the keyboard on the machine.
It may or may not work, just try your luck and see what happens. But remember anything can happen or nothing at all!
I am willing to take samples! Use "Human" on the machine to return you or me to normal!
Anyways... that's all I guess.
She then hugs herself, and looks away.
Just, be careful, alright?